e-zekiel:

okay so today I was at the mall and this girl walking in front of me and tripped and fell and instead of helping her up like a normal person would- I decided to make her feel less embarrassed and fall down too

but I guess another guy had the same idea because we fell at the same time

and then another person fell

and another

and suddenly I was lying in the middle of an impromptu fainting mob and a lot of people were shouting

and the girl who’d originally fallen looked so fucking happy

on the bright side i am not addicted to cocaine

(Source: clavid)

sodamnrelatable:

(Source: marchellxdanee)

claydols:

nsfwsb:

tumblr does for social justice what peta does for animal rights

pixieshire:

SHIT THEY’RE ALL LIKE PROPER MEN 

THEY AREN’T YOUNG BRIGHT-EYED BOYS JUST STARTING THEIR DREAM ANYMORE THEY’RE LIKE ACTUAL MEN LIVING THEIR DREAMS TOGETHER AND ANNOUNCING A WORLD STADIUM TOUR I NEED A MOMENT OR 5